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Funny Fortune Cookies

Types of fortunes:
Over 100 different funny quotes, quips and jokes!

Best applications:
  • All occasion gifts
  • Party favors
  • Birthday, Get Well gifts
  • Basket stuffers
  • Balloon Weights

Bulk Cookies

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Gift Packs also available

Example Funny Fortunes

Since it's the thought and not the gift that counts, think of this fortune as a $100 bill! The only thing we enjoy more than our vacation... the boss's vacation. Any man who says he can read a woman like a book is probably illiterate.
If evolution really works, how come mothers still have only two hands?  Ed Dussault Promises are like babies: fun to make, but hard to deliver! To err is human, but it feels divine!  Mae West
Inside each crispy fortune cookie is one of over 100 different delightful sayings relating to the holiday, occasion or popular theme.  Each fortune cookie comes individually wrapped.  Bulk themed fortune cookies are packed 300 to a box.  Each box of 300 is $84.00.  Plus shipping in the continental USA. 

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