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Funny Fortune Cookies

Types of fortunes:
Over 100 different funny quotes, quips and jokes!

Best applications:
  • All occasion gifts
  • Party favors
  • Birthday, Get Well gifts
  • Basket stuffers
  • Balloon Weights

Customizing Ideas:
Put a mug on top of pail, fill with a bag of coffee or candies, wrap with cello and tie with a bow. Tie balloons to the handle.

Gift Packed Cookies

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Also available in bulk

Example Funny Fortunes

Since it's the thought and not the gift that counts, think of this fortune as a $100 bill! The only thing we enjoy more than our vacation... the boss's vacation. Any man who says he can read a woman like a book is probably illiterate.
If evolution really works, how come mothers still have only two hands?  Ed Dussault Promises are like babies: fun to make, but hard to deliver! To err is human, but it feels divine!  Mae West
Inside each crispy fortune cookie is one of over 100 different delightful sayings relating to the holiday, occasion or popular theme depicted on the outside of the colorful carry-out box.  There are nine individually wrapped cookies per box.  Each box is $5.85.  Minimum order is 12 boxes ($70.20). 

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